Mark Twain

"It's easy to quit smoking, I've done it hundreds of times."
- Mark Twain

The visuals of this package design is not the point, the point is that Mark Twain is brilliant, and the humor of placing this quote on the inside of a match book is pretty good too.

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Recession Jokes

"I’m not saying the price of gas is getting ridiculous … but today went to my Chevron and asked the clerk to give me $3 dollars worth of gas — he farted and handed me a receipt." — ANT, host of Celebrity Fit Club

Joke stolen from How to Tell a Recession Joke - 10 Comedians share insights and jokes, pretty funny, check them out. Cartoon stolen from About.com: Political Humor.